Wie und wann sterbe ich =/

Tuesday, September 20, 2078

Lol alles Lügen hier?! ich werde noch Leben bis ich 95 bin ca!
(Naja deshalb sollte man jeden Tag leben als wäre es der letzte.. )

Tuesday, September 9, 2087

Tuesday, October 18, 2033

Alles klar weiß ich Bescheid :D;)

Monday, June 06, 2033

Suicide.

Thursday, May 24, 2057

A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.

eeeeeeh wtf

Monday, June 20, 2044

(ist gar nicht mehr so lange hin)

While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.

Friday, July 20, 2068

A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.

was ein schöner Tod xD

Saturday, Decembee 16th 2084.

Krass!

Monday, June 25, 2068 ... in 50 Jahren ungefähr, wow, dann bin ich 79...reicht ja dann auch XD

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck.

Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

Oha und das als Omma :D:D:D

January 23, 2069

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

Dann muss ich wohl schneller bestellen:D

Wednesday, January 24, 2057

While you're leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup.

Guut..ich werde an diesem Tag dann wohl keine Suppe kochen xD